Provided to me by one of the endless stream of "baby daddies" that drop their illegitimate (and ill behaved) bundles off at one of the daycares where I ply my trade:
"Girl, uh, you be real fine, for a thick girl. That don't bother me none. Fat be gross but thick gives a man some extra paddin for the pushin. Damn, you just fine."
I desperately need to find a new population to work with. Appearantly my milky white skin and cellulite fluffiness are too much temptation for these men of darker lineage.
Or, I just attract freaks.
Speaking of freaks . . . was the "for a thick girl" part necessary?? Couldn't he have just called me fine??
Ladies, can we PLEASE form an educational group for men. PLEASE.
If you have further questions about this post, see the one below . . . though after that comment I've decided settling is not even an option. I don't want to spend my life hearing how I'm fine - "for a thick girl", or how smart I am - "for a thick girl", or how well I keep house - "for a thick girl." Sweet Jesus.