Thursday, January 19, 2006

Hi Kids

Thank you so much for the well-wishes.
Everything's fine. Promise.
Just a bit under the weather.
Well, very under the weather.
But whatever.

I promise to try and catch up on everyone's blog this weekend when I'm still bedridden. Is it legal to make someone stay in bed this long and NOT give them any action???

However, I should warn you, I may not comment or my comments may be a bit delirious.
Good drugs and high fever tend to do that.

Miss you guys, no really.
Well, some of you.
Okay, like two of you.
Maybe a couple more on a good day. :)

I think.


Coyote Mike said...

I got to talk to Meggiepants tonight. And while she admits to having naked pictures of herself, she refuses to share.

trueborn said...

Aww thats no fair.
Nekkid Pics?
Megs is a sweetheart, and she knows it.

Drunken Chud said...

oooh, delerium, bed ridden... just the way i like my girls when i try to take advantage of them... i mean... uh... hope you feel better soon.

Steph said...

Get well soon Megsypops! *hugs....sorta...don't wanna catch your germs* Bahahaha kidding. You know i would gargle your spit!

pk said...

I was going to post something but steph really threw me off with the gargling your spit thing. I can't decide whether that excites me or disgusts me.

(confused while gagging and grinning)

Jenni said...

Thank goodness you've finally checked in. Honestly I know this whole blogging thing is really removed, but I was totally bummed out with not reading about your life or seeing your comments on my site! Don't scare me like that.
Meg, come back to us! But get better first!
P.S. I'm expecting!!!

beachgirl said...

Glad you're back... I've been missin ya like candy!

JENNI!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!! I will keep you in my prayers!!!

Meg- hope you don't mind that I hijacked!!

pk said...

Congratulations Jenni. You are about to imbark on an incredible and amazing journey.

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

Meghie - I am glad to get to hear from you. Get better girl. I know it has to suck not being able to do anything, I know you like to be busy and go out and stuff. Look on the bright side...what better reason to be able to watch Dr. Phil and Oprah than to be in bed all day.

meghansdiscontent said...

Coyote Mike - Remind me not to tell you anything again, ever! :)

Trueborn - Ummm, trust me, no one wants to see the pics. They were for the lawyers after the February car wreck. It's nothing but big ole scars and black and purple and red bits of my body. Yes, I'm naked - - because my bits were all bruised - - but they're ugly pics.

Drunken Chud - Wanna come visit? :)

Steph - MISS YOU!!! As for gargling my spit . . umm, wow, you're devoted. Scary, but devoted. :)

PK - Amen.

Jenni - OMG!!! Congrats!!! What is it with you people?? You're like the twentieth friend to tell me you're PG . . it's gotta be in the water. Remind me to drink milk and pop only. I'm so excited for you though!!! Is Axe through the roof???

Beachgirl - Ditto, chica, ditto.

PK - why can neither you nor Yoss spell??

Laurie - I don't have a TV in my room! I'm stupid and think that it would detract me from rest, etc (which it would), so I refuse to put one in there. No Dr. Phil or Oprah. Lots of books though.

Thomas said...

Hey Chief, glad to hear you're back at it! Hope all is well, and remember to thank your doctor for the wonderful drugs ;) Just kidding! Let me know if you need any beef jerky, we just mixed up a fresh batch and it's AMAZING!!!!!!!

Coyote Mike said...

You know I would only betray your confidences to people who love you . . . and the pictures you were talking about last night didn't have anything to do with an accident. You kept mentioning a bar . . . ?

trueborn said...

Aw yeah!
Do tell!

Coyote Mike said...

Ok, honesty time. I don't know if there are pics or not. For all I know, Meggiepants has never been naked in any form.

trueborn said...

There is absolutely no way I believe that. "She has a lot of pretty boys that she calls friends."

meghansdiscontent said...

Thomas - I love my docs. If you gotta be sick, be sick with these guys. They're great. As for beef jerky - not my thing, but thanks a ton!

Coyote Mike - Umm . . . NO COMMENT.

Trueborn - BE NICE!

Coyote Mike - I think I was possibly naked once. I remember being all slimy and someone beating me on the back and then cutting something away from my belly . . .

Trueborn - I earned an Eagles mention???? :) Yay! But I thought it was "pretty, pretty boys". Besides, "Lyin Eyes" was more my song. NOT because it's me . . . just because, oh jeez, long story.

And you're right, I do have a lot of pretty boys that I call friends. What of it??? :)

Drunken Chud said...

Drunken Chud - Wanna come visit? :)

of course baby.

Ummm, trust me, no one wants to see the pics... nothing but big ole scars and black and purple and red bits of my body. Yes, I'm naked - - because my bits were all bruised

well, since you put it THAT way... hell yes i would love to come visit! hehehehe.

Coyote Mike said...

So that's where you've been this last week?

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birdie said...

so you know i'm not much of a comment leaver. and even though i've checked on you by phone i still have to check on you via internet. please write some more. and feel better sugar pants. *kisses

trueborn said...

But we moved the date to tonight just in case you were wondering, thanks for checking on me Darlin'.
Get better.

janestarr said...

Aww Megs, get well, take care of yourself. We will be here when you are ready, no worries.


Kate said...

I'm thinking about you and hoping that you are feeling better soon.

Anonymous Assclown said...

Yeah, you should definitely decide to get better. I mean, do you really want to die from a fever? Anybody could die from that. That would be so lame and average.
You should be a little more original - like getting eaten by a polar bear or getting hit by blue ice from a passing jetliner. That would definitely be a cool way to go.
A fever? Now that would just be pathetic.