Monday, February 27, 2006

Another Bubba-ism

You really have to love my brudder.
At least he tells it like it is.
I get home from working out and he's in my living room.

"What ARE you doing?"
"Catchin up on House and NCIS. I haven't seen em in three weeks."
"Alrighty."

I hit the showers.
But when I come out, he's watching "Grey's Anatomy."
Sandra Oh is on screen and I just . . . well, I think she's very unattractive.
And I let that be known:

Me: "I think she's so ugly."

Brudder: "She ain't goodlookin', but she ain't ugly."

Me: "She's ugly."

Brudder: "She's 7 Bud Lights and a shot of Jager."

Me: "Sounds about right."

30 comments:

Scorpy said...

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder (LOL)

Indiana said...

7 bud lights...Why not just drink the equivalent: a single shot of bourbon and be done?

Coyote Mike said...

Umm, I actually think she's kinda cute.

auburn said...

God I love brothers.
Hilarious.
I'm with you Meg...i don't see the cuteness Mikey! Not a pint of cuteness.

Ang said...

You know it's ugly when you can't even drink 'em pretty!!

meghansdiscontent said...

Scorpy - Well said.

Indiana - Because he's 21. They don't think like that.

Coyote Mike - Um hm.

Auburn - I don't know what I would do without mine. And nope, she's not even a bit cute. Maybe she has a fantastic personality. Or maybe I need to pay closer attention to her body - maybe she's a Butterface.

Ang - True that! :)

Jenni said...

THAT is funny. Your brother sounds like one helluva guy.

beachgirl said...

Yep- there are guys like that too.. and just for your readers out there:
Butterface: I like everything about her but her face...

I love the south

Oswald Croll said...

What is it with woman and that show... I hate it. And yes.... she is not cute.

For the record, 7 Bud Lts = no buzz. I'd need something way more potent to do her, like sterno.

trueborn said...

Reminds me of a shirt I always see on out of shape rednecks

"DRINK TILL YOU WANT ME"

Disturbing but funny as all hell.

Look if she starts out ugly she's gonna be ugly when you wake up next to her. Do yourself a favor guys and aim higher.

I've never watched the show. It's unrealistic, there are no foriegners as new doctors. If you go to the hostpital these days thats all you see.

Trix said...

Reminds me of my favorite t-shirt: Could you come back in a few more beers?

mrshife said...

Drink 'em pretty. I played that game a few times in college.

alison said...

i'm not sure any of the women (or men) on that show are all that attractive..they are all sort of.. regular. (though i would take Derrick home and he wouldn't have to ask me twice or buy me a beer..)

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

EW. Totally agree! She's like saggy or elongated or something. Not that she can help it. Or maybe she can but not that I condone plastic surgury.
ANYWAYS, she's not hot. She is what beachgirl said - a butterface. Or, a "Monet." You know, "from far away she's okay but up close she's a big mess."

Coyote Mike said...

I don't care if y'all disagree with me. Doesn't hurt my feelings. I'm in the corner crying for other reasons :P

auburn said...

Mike. Honey. Buck up! We weren't tryin' to hurt your feelings. You can think she's cute if you want to!
*gag*
Sorry, that was unintentional.
Laurie, i LOVE Clueless. She's a total Monet. But even far away I'd wonder...
Listen to the bitching. It's just a miserable day, so I'm projecting.

I love that line Trueborn! Never heard it before. "Drink till you want me". Might have to try that sometime!

Meg, apologies for the semi-hijack:) Love ya girlie

meghansdiscontent said...

Jenni - Oh Lord, he is, but . . . sometimes! :)

Beachgirl - so funny that you said that. I wrote another post that COULD have been here, all about butterface.

Os - Look who's back among the living. :) And, kid, you're a bartender. I hope you don't get buzzed off a few beers.

Trueborn - I HATE THAT SHIRT and I see it far too often. And yes, the show is completely unrealistic. TWO words: Patrick Dempsey. And that's it. That's all that needs to be said.

Trix - Nice one!

MrShife - Ah, babe, I'm so glad you settled down. Particularly with such a hottie.

Alison - I'm with you! I keep looking and thinking . . uhh, I'm as cute as they are. Which is NEVER a good way to keep people interested in the show. But again, I say, (good job with the Derrick thing!) - Patrick Dempsey.

Laurie - ha ha ha! Exactly. Just not cute. Not even from far away. Maybe from the back. I do like her hair.

Coyote Mike - I got nothin.

Auburn - NO apologies! Thanks for picking up my slack, chica! And I'm gagging with ya. Much love!

Rolligun said...

No shit, hey?

I didn't know you could measure girls with quanities of alcohol,
I always used my fingers or maybe a ruler...

...this explains a lot to me.

Ang said...

confession time- I didnt even know who Sandra Oh was until I just googled her-Cadadian I might add!!...I have only recently heard of the show Grey Anatomy. Patrick Demsey-he was really cute in Can't Buy Me Love!!

In my defense, I live in the Twilight Zone with 700 Chinese missiles pointed at me.

MappyB said...

That's so funny - I wish I had a brother!

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

Agreed Meghie. But I have yet to come across an Asian woman with bad hair. They all have silky smooth shiny hair!

They don't need products to enhance shine like my white girl self.

Drunken Chud said...

i gotta kinda agree with brudda on this one. i mean, yeah, she aint pretty. but that scene where she was dacning a few eps back kinda showed she had a pretty bad ass little body on her, and with her hair down her face wasn't as hit. so... yeah, i take a run at her. after a a couple pitchers and a shot of whiskey.

Tenacious T said...

Love it! You're brother is awesome.

Oswald Croll said...

Meg - I don't get buzzed period! After all, being a bartender, I do have to taste many of the Rufi-coladas I mix for my female customers. Just kiddin', let's not grab the pitch-forks and torches

Drunken Chud said...

oswald that reminds me of a pick up line i like to use every so often, and surprisingly it works. "does this beer taste like it has rufies in it?" as you hand them your glass of beer. works like a charm... almost as good as "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?". but that one you kinda have to know the person a little. heh.

janestarr said...

So wrong, Miss Meg, I'm with Coyote Mike, I think she is kind of cute. Not traditionally pretty, no, but she has charisma, expression.

Coyote Mike said...

Jane's my new favorite person in the whole world, so neener neener to everybody else :P

Wow do I feel childish today. Anybody wanna help me build a life-sized woman out of legos?

meghansdiscontent said...

Rolli - Ummm, do I want to know where you were measuring them with your fingers or a ruler???

Ang - You're forgiven. But only because we lurv you. :)

MappyB - Oh, you have no idea. Though, at times, I wonder if I should just move and not give him the new address.

Laurie - Yes, good point. They all do have terrific hair. Damnit.

Drunken Chud - I noticed that as well (NO, I'm not gay, but I totally appreciate a nice body - and admit to having thought "Damn, why don't I have that going on??").

Tenacious T - Ha ha ha, this one was a minor one. The kid keeps me in stitches.

Os - Rufi-coladas?? I think I met you . . PSU, 2002, ringing bells?? :)

Chud - Why does it not surprise me that you're a rapist in the making?

Janestarr - I know, it's wrong. I know, I know. But . . . can't help it. She's just not attractive to me. At all.

Coyote Mike - Ummm, no.

Drunken Chud said...

for the record megs... i'm not "in the making"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

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