Thursday, February 23, 2006

I Effing ROCK!

Yeah, so the post BELOW is the real post.
But this is great. . . .

Hey Rolligun and Trueborn:

Guess who got out of another speeding ticket this morning??? (very happy, sing songy voice)

22 comments:

Indiana said...

Flashing cleavage again ~grin~

Ang said...

Good on you!!

Love the power of the cleave and a smile!!!

Here it is the power of not speaking the language and a corrupt lazy police force, but if it keeps me out of a ticket I will roll with it!!

How many have you worked your way out of? Have you ever got one?

Rolligun said...

That is such BULLSHIT...I was involuntarly part of my States trainng program for the Highway Patrol...

...and you, just in the last week of posting, there are engough traffic violations to raise money for the entire state of Arkansas to finally attend the twelve grade. If only your legislators new about you, the affairs of your state could be greatly apporved as well as the safety of you roads.

Flirty Girls.

Such is life.

beachgirl said...

Was that before or after you woke me up at such an un-natural hour this morning...

Coyote Mike said...

It is totally not fair. I try to show off my man boobs and all of a sudden its all steel clubs and tazers.

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

Mhm..that's my girl. :) I'm so proud!!

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

And by the way, I'm thinking all Meghie had to do this morning was show a pretty face and got out of it. I doubt she was showing boob on her way to work.
The classy women don't even have to use the boobs. :) Not saying they DON'T work or anything. I mean if and when needed, they should be used.

mrshife said...

The power of boobies or perhaps you just used the power of the Force.

meghansdiscontent said...

Indiana - Please tell me you have more faith in me than that.

Ang - I didn't show any cleavage, I swear!! I'm not above it, I would never claim to be, but it's hard to show cleavage when you're in scrubs and a long sleeve t-shirt under it and a lab coat.

As for working my way out of . . ha ha ha ha ha! I couldn't count. At least 4 in the last 3 months. Yes, I have gotten two speeding tickets:

Marshall, EFFING Texas in 2000 while traveling down to South Padre Island.

Rockport/Malvern, Arkansas in 1999 while traveling home for Christmas break.

And before you ask - the Marshall one was given by a guy - he was just a complete and utter A-HOLE . . . but the Rockport one was a woman, which totally explains why I got the ticket.

Rolligun - Who says I flirted, Mr. Bitter Pants????

Beachgirl - uh, yeah, my bad, honey. I forget the rest of the world doesn't start their day at 5 AM. So sorry. Again. But at least I waited until 6:40 to text mail!

Coyote - Imagine that!

Laurie - :) I lurv you. You defend my honor, you praise me, your gorgeous and viciously intelligent . . . and you understand TRUE class. Laurie is Queen.

MrShife - NO BOOBIES!! I swear!! (not this time, anyway, she whispers)

Indiana said...

I do babes, I do, but I know if I was a cop, then a nice rack might just be the difference...LOL

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

Oh stawp yer gonna give me a big head.

meghansdiscontent said...

Indiana - Wanna play dress up?

Laurie - All hail, Queen Laurie.

Steph said...

If the boobs don't work, tears always will. ;)

janestarr said...

That's my girl! Oh officer I had no idea, sir, I was just trying to get home...works for me. That and the blonde sweet girl look I've got going ;)

Scorpy said...

Why do I always thank them after they've given me a ticket??

Drunken Chud said...

you know what, i need to you ride in my truck with me everywhere i go, then when i get pulled over, you swap places with me. god i'd have so much more money if that were the case. and a hot travelling partner. w00t!

meghansdiscontent said...

Steph - I didn't use either! I swear it!

Janestarr - Oh yeah! Work it!

Scorpy - Ummm, because you're really, really polite??

Chud - I'm not sure I would have the same karma if I weren't alone. I think a girl alone, well, they think "Maybe, if I let her out of this ticket, she'll be so grateful that she'll . . . " and she won't, but it's the belief that they COULD that gets us out of the ticket.

Drunken Chud said...

that's alright, i have a suit the renders me invisible. we can make this work. i can feel it.

meghansdiscontent said...

Chud - ummmm, nah.

Drunken Chud said...

you don't like my invisible suit?

meghansdiscontent said...

Chud - ummm, nah.

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

I don't thnk it works as well if a guy is in the car ever.
You could have a beautiful girl driving and any guy anywhere in the car and the "get out of ticket free" card doesn't work.
They like lone women. I don't know why, but they JUST DO.

:P