If the anatomy, itself, didn't tip you off.
You spend THIRTY-TWO minutes sitting at the bottom of your walk-in closet searching for a pair of black boots.
You find 7 pairs: black leather ankle boots with a pointed toe, black leather knee boots with a square toe, black leather mid-calf boots with a round toe, black leather mid-calf boots with a pointed toe, black leather knee boots with a rounded toe, black sueded slightly above the knee boots with a pointed toe, black sueded just below the knee boots with a square toe . . . .
(yes, some of these are out of style, but you never know when they will return)
What you DO NOT find is:
The one pair of pointed toe, stilletto heeled, right at the knee, black calf-skin leather boots that you KNOW you own, but can't for the life of you locate.
I would finish this post, but I think they MIGHT be in a BCBG box in the back of the library/office closet.