Tuesday, October 17, 2006

How You Know You're Female

If the anatomy, itself, didn't tip you off.

You spend THIRTY-TWO minutes sitting at the bottom of your walk-in closet searching for a pair of black boots.

You find 7 pairs: black leather ankle boots with a pointed toe, black leather knee boots with a square toe, black leather mid-calf boots with a round toe, black leather mid-calf boots with a pointed toe, black leather knee boots with a rounded toe, black sueded slightly above the knee boots with a pointed toe, black sueded just below the knee boots with a square toe . . . .

(yes, some of these are out of style, but you never know when they will return)

What you DO NOT find is:

The one pair of pointed toe, stilletto heeled, right at the knee, black calf-skin leather boots that you KNOW you own, but can't for the life of you locate.

I would finish this post, but I think they MIGHT be in a BCBG box in the back of the library/office closet.

5 comments:

Indiana said...

Ok from now on you are Imelda Marcos...no question.

Adam said...

That sounds like the pair that Birdie blogged about "borrowing".

meghansdiscontent said...

Boys, boys, boys:

Indy - I will take that as a very high compliment. A woman needs her shoes.


Adam - Unfortunately, Birdie and I do not have the same sized feet. Which is quite disheartening because we both have a pretty killer shoe collection. (sigh)

Adam said...

If you had read her blog, you would have realised she wanted the boots to drink spirits out of.

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