"What makes you think I didn't sleep at home?"
"You're vehicle wasn't there."
"How could you possibly know that? The garage door is always closed. Regardless of whether I'm home or not."
"Oh. I programmed the third button on my garage door opener to open your garage, too. When I got in from the bar I opened your garage and noticed your vehicle was gone."
" . . . . . . "
"What?!? Don't look at me like that. It's not . . .I mean . . .well . . ."
". . . . . "
"Can we forget that whole conversation just took place?"
"Sure thing, Stalker McStalkerson."